Jokes for Monday

Maxine Wins My Vote!!! PLEASE READ….MAXINE IS SHARP!   Minorities… We need to show more sympathy for these people. * They travel miles in the heat. * They risk their lives crossing a border. * They don’t get paid enough wages. * They do jobs that others won’t do or are afraid to do. * They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language. * They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day every day.I’m not talking about illegal Mexicans; I’m talking about our troops! Doesn’t i t seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willin g to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but don’t support our troops and are now threatening to defund them? Please pass this on; this is worth more than the short time it takes to read it.

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy.”

Cheney added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
“Such big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their
@sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.”